jamsabine

who says being german has to be a bitch? sabine takes german and turns it into something sweet and palatable. if you haven't had her jam yet, then you don't know what you're missing. her essence is to jam, and jam's essence is sticky.

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when hairiness met sabine

wolfman: benicio del toro anthony hopkins

beefy hunks come to me clad in hair

fruitiness, tanginess, sugary despair

men, come to me

hardened and crusty like toast

spread me like jam - i’ll be the perfect host(ess)

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Sometimes in the hallowed darkness of the cinema I dip my hands in to home-made pots of jam and rub it on my face.

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Proof that eating jam makes you brainy.

Proof that eating jam makes you brainy.

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Jam sandwich.

Jam sandwich.

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Last night I dreamed I drowned in your jam.

yosisoycool:

paolavspupps:

Last night I dreamed I drowned in your jam.

yosisoycool:

paolavspupps:

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I smell like a sausage.”
Said after a bar-b-que.

SW

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sabine’s ideal date

Cosy restaurant, candles, waffles, checkered table cloth, big huge bratwurst sandwiches, eight bottles of chardonay, two bottles of bourbon and a bottle of gin. No ice.

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Jam

Jam

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grape jam recipe

  1. One part grapes
  2. Two parts sugar
  3. 1/2 part of och-man

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Sometimes, yah, I am just so hungry I take a big wooden spoon and shove it into the jam jar. It is so good and am I such a wunderkind. I could just lick that big löffel for hours.

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